Just imagine that your book is languishing on Amazon at
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #3,864,776 in Books
perhaps because you can’t be bothered to upload a cover image
4 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Not worth buying, borrow if you can, June 16, 2009
What do you do to get it moving? Why, you sue J K Rowling for plagiarism of course.